Saturday, March 25, 2006

Gaucho? Goucho? Groucho? Gaaaaaooooocho?

What the heck is a gaucho? Who was the moron that invented the goucho? Why would anyone in their right mind want to own a gawwwwcho? seriously.
In my recent discussions with Jared and his 2 two roomates, I have discovered that there are some serious problems here.
Problem #1: Permanent Wedgie. Enough said.
Problem #2: Not flattering in ANY way. Wear these if you are NOT trying to attract anyone in their right minds.
Problem #3: Let's face it. There is a reason spandex were outlawed in several states including Texas.
Problem #4: I was up Gauching all night.


Emily Smith said...

can we make one execption.... you can wear them if you're pregnant - A. because they are the most comfortable things in the whole world and B. because you're fat already so the fact that they make you look bigger than you are doesn't really matter! : )

Renee Drew said...

I have a vague memory of reading somewhere, a few months ago, that gauchos were the next trend for guys. Not any fellas that I know or would want to know!